A New Husband’s First Time in the Dog House
A hilarious true short story of a newlywed relationship fiasco
This is a true story told to me by a woman I’ll call Gail shortly after she returns from her honeymoon. This happened to her as a new bride.
Gail and her husband were newlyweds, and after their honeymoon, they set up living in their first little apartment. It was more of a boarding house situation in that each tenant had a small studio apartment, but they all shared one common bathroom at the end of the hall.
Gail was busy making dinner one night, and her husband told her he would take a quick shower. Upon finding the bathroom already occupied, decided to dash to the local convenience store quickly.
As dinner was ready, she wondered why her husband took so long in the shower.
She walked to the bathroom down the hall and opened the bathroom door to find a naked man bent over the bathtub cleaning it, so responsible of him.
She snuck up behind him, gave two firm downward pulls of his privates, calling out loudly in a sing-song voice, “Ding dong, supper’s on”.
Startled, he turned around.
Yes, it was the neighbor, not her husband!
When her hubby got home, this was this new husband’s first time being in the ‘doghouse’ (in trouble) temporarily, for not informing her of his change of plans (her words).
This mortified her so she couldn’t face this neighbor in the house, and they promptly moved.
So, my question is…..who do you think was more surprised? Gail or the neighbor?
By V. Garner — all rights reserved.
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what a great story